Yesterday evening I asked my father to buy us a new themometer. We had a bit of a discussion about that, since we technically have a thermometer. But that one has been used in Anouk's ass. You know, Anouk the dog... Dad said he decontaminated the thermometer each and every time he used it with Anouk. Just the idea that it has been used with a dog is just gross for me. So this morning, he got an ear thermometer. I love my dad. And I have a small fever (38 degrees C).